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Coming undone.

Someone is parked below my balcony washing his or her car. He or she is blaring an Evanescence/Korn duet. He or she is singing along.

Do you grasp the full reality of the situation? Can you?

It is times like this that I wish I was bullemic and could just throw up on command. That skill would also come in handy when I consume an entire tube of butterflake (uranium yellow) crescent rolls for dinner. Serially, who besides myself does that kind of shit without puking moments later.

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rhavey
May. 3rd, 2007 02:37 pm (UTC)
I can definitely understand, we have a neighbor that washes her GIANT truck around 415 (when I get home from work) every two weeks or so and blasts horrible horrible country music (mind you there is some I consider good country music, but this is just BAD). She plays it soo super loud so she can hear it over vacuuming the car as well. It actually rattles my walls occasionally. Ugh, don't people understand that others live around them and the idea of common courtesy.
velouria
May. 4th, 2007 03:19 am (UTC)
no they do not. our neighbors are unfeeling, unthinking, sensory-drivin clods, and they should be killed gladiator style.
lockenkey
May. 3rd, 2007 06:59 pm (UTC)
i eat entire tubes of cookie dough and not get sick does that help?
velouria
May. 4th, 2007 03:20 am (UTC)
but does it go straight to your thighs?
lockenkey
May. 4th, 2007 03:53 am (UTC)
yes but then again i never seem to gain any wieght. i checked i have gained 3 poounds in four years...masybe when i come down we can eat a tube together and wallow over our singles misery while laughing at bridget jones dairy?
velouria
May. 4th, 2007 04:39 am (UTC)
renee zellweger is never, ever funny.
lockenkey
May. 4th, 2007 07:02 am (UTC)
oh come on...welll hhhmmmm how about the talking pie movie then? we never did finish that. itll be jus you and me. if not well find some other movie to eat cookie dough with and be jus kinda odd in that day of reckoning!
stephanieseon
May. 9th, 2007 03:44 am (UTC)
times like these are when eggs really come in handy
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