Velouria (velouria) wrote,
Velouria
velouria

Earth girls are easy.

Speaking as a woman on behalf of women everywhere, I feel obligated to inform young males of the planet that not one of us is impressed by you revving your engine like an asshole and peeling away in a cloud of smoke when you:

- happen to see us on the street

- happen to be sitting next to us in traffic

- happen to be within a 10 mile radius of us, period

To the contrary, it makes us throw up in our mouths and pray for your sudden fiery death. This is regardless of whether you are driving a Ford Probe or a Lamborghini, which by the way, we also don't give a shit about. Just an FYI.
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