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Bridgette's Getting Married!

Email at work:

To: All Staff

Subject: Bridgette's Getting Married!

Body: Luncheon in the West Conference Room to celebrate this very important time in Bridgette's life! Please bring $5.00 to particpate. Bridgette shops at Macy*s. Her kitchen theme is "roosters."

Okay. Very informative, thank you. In case you were wondering, I shop at Hot Topic and the gas station. My kitchen theme is "bats" and "10 dollar vodka." And now I have to go home and drink my weight in the latter because I was forced to read this shit.

Comments

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comrade_general
Oct. 22nd, 2007 11:36 pm (UTC)
That's 30 seconds of your life and half a bottle of vodka you'll never get back.
velouria
Oct. 23rd, 2007 12:12 am (UTC)
the email is lingering, though. i can't stop imagining a rooster themed kitchen. it may have ruined what was left of my life.
jonn68
Oct. 23rd, 2007 01:08 am (UTC)
Did they actually spell Macy's like that?

If so, you must find them and pelt them with staplers.
velouria
Oct. 23rd, 2007 03:17 am (UTC)
yes, it was spelled as such. and pelt with something rooster themed, perhaps.
stephanieseon
Oct. 24th, 2007 05:59 am (UTC)
I FUCKING LOVE YOU. STILL.
velouria
Oct. 25th, 2007 12:05 am (UTC)
what is this love thing that you speak of?
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