To: All Staff
Subject: Bridgette's Getting Married!
Body: Luncheon in the West Conference Room to celebrate this very important time in Bridgette's life! Please bring $5.00 to particpate. Bridgette shops at Macy*s. Her kitchen theme is "roosters."
Okay. Very informative, thank you. In case you were wondering, I shop at Hot Topic and the gas station. My kitchen theme is "bats" and "10 dollar vodka." And now I have to go home and drink my weight in the latter because I was forced to read this shit.