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Last year, I had at least 2.5 million trick or treaters. This enthralled me because of course I have nothing to do on Halloween despite the fact that it's my absolute favo time of year and that I am the living epitome of it each and every day.

This year, however, I had one kid. One kid in no costume whatsover. I was torn between being extremely pissed off at this kid and his apathy, and acknowledging the fact that he was my only trick-or-treater. I ended up giving him half of my candy. He was after all, my only kid. Despite being a kid who couldn't even bother to put a fucking sheet over his head.

I had carved a jack-o-lantern and everything and ending up slitting my wrists repeatedly with my steak knife (admittedly intentionally toward the end) and all for what? One jackass kid without a costume.

So I curled up on my futon and watched AMC's "Scariest Movie Moments of All Time" on All Hallow's Eve, which featured, to my delight, Rob Zombie commenting on each and every scariest movie of all time. I would boff Rob Zombie hardcore. At least I thought I would until he confessed that he felt that the shark in Jaws was still "after him" in the Dennys that he'd gone to after seeing it in a theater for the first time. I'm sorry Rob Zombie, but that's pretty damn lamecore. I may have to reconsider boffing you now. Shit.

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jonn68
Nov. 4th, 2007 09:28 am (UTC)
Thank you! Finally someone says it. The shark in Jaws was NOT SCARY.

It was DUMB. Robert Shaw was creepier and scarier than the damn shark!
velouria
Nov. 4th, 2007 03:55 pm (UTC)
yeah. i'm just not feeling that movie. and there are an awful lot of things to be scared of about dennys, but sharks is not one of them. to my knowledge.
comrade_general
Nov. 4th, 2007 02:46 pm (UTC)
I guess referring to it as "boffing" makes it slightly less creepy.
velouria
Nov. 4th, 2007 03:57 pm (UTC)
you're saying the scariest aspect of my halloween is my love for rob zombie? this is probably true.
robz0mbie
Nov. 12th, 2007 08:44 pm (UTC)

So, what's your name, little girl?

velouria
Nov. 14th, 2007 12:48 am (UTC)
romantic.
robz0mbie
Nov. 19th, 2007 09:27 pm (UTC)
that is a weird name. :-p
velouria
Feb. 14th, 2008 05:48 am (UTC)
mom?
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