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Love Plus One.

An ambiguously Asian duo that recently moved in below me are mysteriously quiet until about the exact moment I crawl in bed each night...usually with a face-destroying migraine from my sharky wisdom teeth which I am having torn out of my skull as soon as possible, but I digress.

At the point that my head hits the pillow, they begin heated arguments in Asian. And it's a scary sort of Asian too. Not your fun-loving, capitalistic sort of Asian. It's more of the nuclear bomb wielding, cat eating, North Korean type of Asian. So this goes on for about 90 minutes, and I understand nary a word of it but the handful of English obscenities they pepper the conversation with for variety.

Definitely the best thing you can do for your struggling relationship is to come to America and live in a one bedroom apartment below Colleen.

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enolittle
Dec. 21st, 2007 06:44 am (UTC)
I used to live next to a building, with an Asian family of about 12 in a 2 bedroom apartment. We could see (and hear) into their kitchen and living room. They had huge screaming fights just about every night in the same "nuclear bomb wielding, cat eating" language. I think it was like the Mom and Dad against the difficult teenage daughter.
Yelling to them to shut up wasn't working, so we threw a handful of candy (better than rocks, I guess) at their window to get their attention. All they did was shut their blinds, windows still wide open, and kept on screaming.
velouria
Dec. 21st, 2007 02:31 pm (UTC)
dang. if there were greater than 2 quarreling koreans, i would be forced to call a SWAT team.
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