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Take me to bed or lose me forever.

Why do I stumble home semi-drunkenly at 1 something in the morning and think that it's a good idea to engage in conversations with persons I downloaded portions of the Top Gun score off of on my file-sharing software?



I wanted to tear my face off by the end of the encounter, which is the point that he informed me that this was just a brief synopsis and that he could elaborate if I wanted.

How is it possible for someone in possession of the instrumental version of Take My Breath Away to be such an enormous dildo?

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comrade_general
Jan. 27th, 2008 10:05 pm (UTC)
How does one go from Slavic folktales to flogging within the same minute? And don't even get me started on Baba Yaga.
velouria
Jan. 27th, 2008 10:19 pm (UTC)
i referred him to you for publication of his slavic folktale on yogi bear.
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velouria
Jan. 28th, 2008 01:20 am (UTC)
i don't think dudes like him want to impress anyone but themeselves.
jonn68
Jan. 28th, 2008 01:16 am (UTC)
Yeah they just DID the whole eating/killing of God bit with the Golden Compass.

Not impressive!
velouria
Jan. 28th, 2008 01:20 am (UTC)
don't try this at home, kids.
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