Today was harrowing. I asked a coworker if the boss also sent him snotty emails. He gave me a shocked look, closed my door, and bent down to whisper:
"He sends you naughty emails? Have you told anyone else?"
No, just you. I enjoy them too much. Then I forgot my password to my computer because they make me change it every 5 days and I suffer from dementia a good deal of the time.
The IT people had to come by and crack it, informing me that it was a horrifically embarrassing string of swear words. I changed it to unicorn + swear word and wrote it on my arm in purple Sharpie. Hopefully it won't wash off before the next 5 days are up.