1. Fabreze. Why is it now an ingredient of every single product I buy in Target, including tampons.
2. Trojan "Her Pleasure" condoms. Why do all guys have these. Why do you concern yourself with our pleasure when you will have moved on to completely destroying our lives within mere days.
3. Fat women leisurely strolling around the perimeter of their place of business in large groups throughout the entire year as if it is making a difference. Why.