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Single White Female.

I just spent forty minutes trying to pry the lid off of my strawberry-kiwi juice so that I could mix it with vodka. I've not succeeded, and now I'm in tears.

I will have to resort to going downstairs and asking the man stealing my hubcaps if he will open it for me.

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jonn68
Jul. 12th, 2008 05:34 pm (UTC)
Old trick: if you tip the bottle over and tap it on the counter a few times, it usually will pop open pretty easily afterwards.
velouria
Jul. 12th, 2008 08:48 pm (UTC)
oh i "tapped" the counter with it.
daddylovebucket
Jul. 13th, 2008 12:14 am (UTC)
you vodka drinking damsel.

pour me a cup.
velouria
Jul. 13th, 2008 06:29 pm (UTC)
if you'll only open the juice, sir.
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