I watched The Texas Chainsaw Massacre tonight in-between destroying pasta, torching garlic bread, and burning myself on the various Halloween decor in my kitchen. I did not realize Rob Zombie had ripped off TCM so directly for his stuff. I have made note, however, of the fact that Rob Zombie kills some ugly brunette in every one of his movies. To this, I take offense. I am not a fan of blondes, and seems inherently wrong that he is. I get it though. You only have to run over so many brunettes with a bus, hang them on meathooks, dress them in bunnysuits and stab them to death, and then marry Sheri Moon to get your point across. Thaaanks.