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Gimme an O.

About 12 angry white people encircled me this morning upon my arrival at work and demanded to know what I expected to happen now in the new Obamaconomy I'd brought forth. Sunshine and roses? A golden utopia? Well I ought to prepare myself for when he drafts me into his massive Socialist army instead and sends me to Socialist boot camp in Chicago where if I'm lucky, I will make Lieutenant.

Excuse me aholes, but I'll definitely be making Captain Colleen at Socialist boot camp. I took revenge by consuming their entire stock of Halloween candy on the way to my office, and then playing around with the 950 dollars worth of pink envelopes I accidentally ordered yesterday without anyone's approval whatsoever.

But you can't win it all. Thanks for passing Prop "Sorry Fags, You Can't Get Married Again," California. Real progressive of you.

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botrinks
Nov. 6th, 2008 01:37 pm (UTC)
'...what I expected to happen now in the new Obamaconomy...'


I imagine a grassy hill filled with people of different races, ethnicities, religions, and nationalities holding hands and dancing in a circle underneath a rainbow with the sun shining while instrumental of the song "I'd Like To Teach the World To Sing" plays.
velouria
Nov. 6th, 2008 04:23 pm (UTC)
hell-o.

me too, me too. and of course we're drinking coke, my fav.
botrinks
Nov. 6th, 2008 06:20 pm (UTC)
A thousand pink envolopes are then filled with pure undiluted love & given to the republicans... to stop them from crying
velouria
Nov. 6th, 2008 07:58 pm (UTC)
well i dunno about that, they were really expensive.
botrinks
Nov. 7th, 2008 09:11 am (UTC)
oh, failing that i'll staple their eyes shut
velouria
Nov. 7th, 2008 02:57 pm (UTC)
i have pink staples.
botrinks
Nov. 8th, 2008 10:38 pm (UTC)
good stuff, i'll hold them down, you make the stapler CLICK!
jonn68
Nov. 6th, 2008 02:53 pm (UTC)
I will totally hook you up with a Major or Colonel bit in the Chicago Socialist army. So no worries there.

I plan on being a General.
velouria
Nov. 6th, 2008 04:24 pm (UTC)
oh sweet. can i be major general?
jonn68
Nov. 6th, 2008 08:21 pm (UTC)
Done!

I definitely want a hover-tank.
velouria
Nov. 8th, 2008 10:25 pm (UTC)
i've decided i want to be major payne.
alexeiffel
Nov. 7th, 2008 05:42 am (UTC)
62% of Florida said 'go to hell, fags' too. It's not cool for old people to hate black people anymore, but I guess no one gives them any shit for fag hating. I mean, why would you? They're fags. I'd expect that from Florida though. I'm surprised by California.

...This is my first livejournal comment in what, 5 years?
velouria
Nov. 7th, 2008 06:22 am (UTC)
sigh. hopefully obama's gay.
daddylovebucket
Nov. 7th, 2008 06:31 am (UTC)
O!
velouria
Nov. 7th, 2008 06:34 am (UTC)
*waves pom poms*

sounded dirty, wasn't supposed to.
daddylovebucket
Nov. 7th, 2008 06:40 am (UTC)
I enjoy a good waving of poms poms every now and then.
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