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Cause it never stops being funny.

At least not to me.



RE: Seahorse. First of all, not with me, sorry. Secondly, who goes to a search engine and types "I would like a tattoo of a seahorse. Where can I find a nice picture?" and why don't these kinds of people communicate with me on the internet? I only receive messages consisting of unintelligible strings of slang and acronyms conveying either that I look like a dude or that they'd like to perform oral sex on me, or both. It's not fair.

And sorry about your hair.

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jonn68
Dec. 8th, 2008 07:11 pm (UTC)
I hope no one is recording my searches. "Who was that chick from the tv show ALF?" and "hot naked redheads" are particularly embarassing searches and would kill my chances to run for public office.

Man, why didn't *I* think of telling women they look like dudes? I wasted my youth.
velouria
Dec. 9th, 2008 01:27 am (UTC)
there's still time. start with your girlfriend.*

*jaykay.
jonn68
Dec. 9th, 2008 04:12 am (UTC)
Yeah sure...give her a NEW reason to put me in the doghouse!
velouria
Dec. 9th, 2008 05:10 am (UTC)
i can just see you looking deep into her eyes. "honey, you look like a dude this evening."
jonn68
Dec. 9th, 2008 05:20 am (UTC)
And then waking up, hours later, not knowing how I got a bloody nose.
velouria
Dec. 9th, 2008 05:20 am (UTC)
hehe.
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