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It's only just a crush.

New Guy just cannot be bothered. I have to constantly stock red licorice at my desk to keep him coming, and that's astronomically expensive due to the middle-aged ladies who hover about and hoover it into oblivion the second I set it down.

I can only tell myself that dudes are "shy" or "gay" (he does teach yoga on the weekends) for so long until I have to face the shitty music. I will live my life as I will undoubtedly die: alone.

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jonn68
Mar. 5th, 2009 03:42 am (UTC)
Or he really is just shy. It happens.
velouria
Mar. 5th, 2009 03:45 am (UTC)
it does not. :[
jonn68
Mar. 5th, 2009 03:51 am (UTC)
It does. He could be intimidated by your wit and aloofness (that's not a word, is it?)
velouria
Mar. 5th, 2009 04:00 am (UTC)
nooooooooooo.
jonn68
Mar. 5th, 2009 02:12 pm (UTC)
Dying alone is overrated. You have to make someone else suffer, too.
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velouria
Mar. 5th, 2009 05:20 am (UTC)
you have your hot gf, liar.
daddylovebucket
Mar. 5th, 2009 05:55 am (UTC)
I'll eat your red licorice.
velouria
Mar. 5th, 2009 06:13 am (UTC)
just like a man.
daddylovebucket
Mar. 5th, 2009 06:33 am (UTC)
but I'll replenish your supply.
hatchelt
Mar. 5th, 2009 07:41 am (UTC)
That's the spirit! Dying alone is the new..b...being in love *breaks down*
velouria
Mar. 5th, 2009 02:54 pm (UTC)
hold me.
hatchelt
Mar. 5th, 2009 03:28 pm (UTC)
good LORD no! i'm nowhere near such an advanced stage, i've only just become comfortable with talking to people via e-mail and livejournal...such a leap could kill a man
velouria
Mar. 5th, 2009 10:13 pm (UTC)
we can go slow. start through bullet-proof glass or something.
hatchelt
Mar. 6th, 2009 07:42 am (UTC)
this is all getting too much too fast, my chest is starting to tighten and my lips and fingers are going numb...i'm gonna go and play with my toy cars for a bit, that'll sort me out
velouria
Mar. 6th, 2009 07:49 am (UTC)
oh fine, get back in your bubble.
hatchelt
Mar. 6th, 2009 07:54 am (UTC)
sweet, there's no place like home!
botrinks
Mar. 5th, 2009 08:34 am (UTC)
Pull one of the middle-aged ladies, they're obviously gagging for it.
velouria
Mar. 5th, 2009 02:55 pm (UTC)
actually, they're all spoken for.
botrinks
Mar. 5th, 2009 11:14 pm (UTC)
The challenge is on.
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