The new building will be staffed only with some middle-aged woman I.T. Guy. While that may turn some people on here, it just doesn't do it for me. And apparently it nearly burned down a few months ago when someone had an aquarium mishap, so I'm guessing it's chock full of dead people as well. If the 3-dimensional douchebags in the area are any indication, the other-wordly ones will be just as fucking intolerable.
As God as my witness, this is the last time I empty out a supply cabinet and restock it in this incarnation. The next person to suggest otherwise will get a Swingline stapler planted firmly in their ass.