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Cabla Goobla

The new building's bathroom is unisex, the vending machines sell Sierra Mist (barf), and I do not want to boff the I.T. lady in the slightest. The chemistry between us as she totally f'd up my computer was non-existent.

You know, if Comcast provided the Fox Reality Channel, I would have known about The Search for the Next Elvira, I would have competed, and I would be being Elvira for a living right now.

This is just one more example of how the local cable company has complete and thoroughly destroyed my life.

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jonn68
Mar. 20th, 2009 04:22 pm (UTC)
Maybe there's a contest for the next Morticia?

That sucks. :(
velouria
Mar. 20th, 2009 11:59 pm (UTC)
if so, i've got that one in the body bag.
hatchelt
Mar. 21st, 2009 09:37 am (UTC)
I think you look more like PJ Harvey, but I dunno if she'd agree to a Fox Reality Channel...actually I'm pretty sure she wouldn't agree to a Fox Reality Channel.


...I'm gonna paste Fox Reality Channel one more time as it's in my clipboard and would be a shame to waste....


Fox Reality Channel
velouria
Mar. 21st, 2009 04:18 pm (UTC)
i think one pj harvey is enough. besides i'd have to drop about 75 pounds to portray her accurately. maybe you could train me. that itself could be a show on the FOX REALITY CHANNEL.
hatchelt
Mar. 21st, 2009 05:48 pm (UTC)
Fox Reality Channel, yay it's still there!
Right, PJ Harvey training...you're gonna need lots of booze, cigs and inappropriate relationships…think you can handle that?!
velouria
Mar. 21st, 2009 05:51 pm (UTC)
i will need help with the cigarettes and inappropriate relationships. or any human relations period. but i have the boozing down.
hatchelt
Mar. 21st, 2009 06:00 pm (UTC)
Don't worry too much about the relationship part; all hers sound crappy anyway.
I've actually seen PJ Havery's lady bits. Isn't that odd?
velouria
Mar. 21st, 2009 06:19 pm (UTC)
in person? you conveniently left that out of the job description.
hatchelt
Mar. 21st, 2009 06:24 pm (UTC)
Hey, I don't make the rules. It wasn't just me tho, it was me and about 75,000 other people when she played glasto a few years back...I wonder what it's like to flash so many people?
velouria
Mar. 22nd, 2009 02:19 am (UTC)
i'm sure i've done it, i just don't remember.
hatchelt
Mar. 22nd, 2009 07:14 am (UTC)
certainly something to put on the cv
velouria
Mar. 22nd, 2009 07:37 am (UTC)
i don't know what the cv is, but i'm sure someone's put it on the internet by this point.
hatchelt
Mar. 22nd, 2009 08:02 am (UTC)
lol, you and me both my friend...god bless the internet
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