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Every time I'm forced to watch this commercial, the guy at 10 seconds nearly makes me piss my pants laughing. But I always end up in tears, because he's inevitably the guy I have lined up for a date the following weekend:

I don't know how the Trainspotting soundtrack got in the mix either, but it works. So much to love here.


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Mar. 22nd, 2009 06:33 pm (UTC)
I think that you should have a rule against dating guys that live with their moms no matter how awesome they are at video games.
Mar. 22nd, 2009 09:13 pm (UTC)
because clearly he's awesome at it.
Mar. 23rd, 2009 02:15 am (UTC)
Hey, once his mom called to get the internet working super fast, he killed all of the things that came on the screen. That's clearly awesome.
Mar. 23rd, 2009 02:26 am (UTC)
logged on to finallyfast.com, you mean. it looks like the top gun game my brother and i used to play in 1991. i could smoke his ass.
Mar. 22nd, 2009 08:03 pm (UTC)
why the fuck would you make me watch a commercial about idiots?! *kills you*

*...touches your corpse* only once!...it was only the once ok...and it was more of an accidental brush, really...it's...it's fine, everything's fine here ok, we're all cool. carry on.
Mar. 22nd, 2009 09:11 pm (UTC)
i figured you'd already seen it, being that it's obviously where all I.T. guys get their training.
Mar. 23rd, 2009 07:08 am (UTC)
...t....training?! jesus what kinda mad i.t. guys do you have over there?!
Mar. 22nd, 2009 08:05 pm (UTC)

That guy looks ready to murder someone. His "mom" is probably in the attic.

"Stop surfing porn, Norman!"
Mar. 22nd, 2009 09:12 pm (UTC)
*SIGH* this game should be a lot lot faster.
Mar. 23rd, 2009 11:18 am (UTC)
Christ. Says "Works on PC's Only" and there are 2 people in there with MAC's.

Mar. 24th, 2009 12:07 am (UTC)
deep breaths.
Mar. 24th, 2009 03:55 am (UTC)
fuck that shit.

it's time to get the damn federal trade commission involved for false fucking advertising.

Mar. 24th, 2009 05:04 am (UTC)
or your mom. mom!
Mar. 24th, 2009 05:27 am (UTC)
well, she is the only one proven to help make the internet faster, it took me like 3x as long as it should of to make this reply to you.
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