"Can I borrow your earphones?"
It registered and I flinched. Is she serial? My gummy earbuds? They go deep into the recesses of my ears! So I said, "Huh?" about 5 times hoping she would give up and go away, but she continued to ask if she could borrow my earbuds. Euuuuuuughhhhhhh.
What choice did I have? So fighting back tears, I reluctantly handed them to her. She brought them back half an hour later mumbling, "thanks."
Douchebag. Why don't we just share dildos and intravenous needles while we're at it.