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If you're going to kill yourself, would you have the decency to put your head in the oven like a normal person rather than jumping off an overpass and backing up the entire state of California for hours at a time while they scrape you off some poor jerk's windshield.

I am compassionate toward your situation until I've developed that dumbass driver's tan on my left arm because of you. 


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Apr. 2nd, 2009 12:39 am (UTC)
well at least it shouldn't happen again.
Apr. 2nd, 2009 12:44 am (UTC)
are you kidding me? it happens daily. unless you mean the driver's tan, which is not quite complete yet as it's so early in the season.
Apr. 2nd, 2009 12:52 am (UTC)
does it look like I'm kidding?

Maybe I am.

Just buy a british car and drive that tomorrow and you should even out.
Apr. 2nd, 2009 11:35 am (UTC)
Roof trampolines for cars is the answer.

Apr. 2nd, 2009 11:40 am (UTC)
"God, I hate my boss, my life, my wife... this'll teach em!"


Apr. 2nd, 2009 01:47 pm (UTC)
or little springs on shoes for all suicidals. course i'd be forced to wear them.
Apr. 2nd, 2009 02:20 pm (UTC)
Sure - me too - they need proper testing. The ultimate punishment my be to put them all these things...

Turn a nuisance to entertainment... Kazam!
Apr. 2nd, 2009 02:25 pm (UTC)
what the hell? he looks like asian keanue reeves. asianer keanue reeves.
Apr. 2nd, 2009 02:52 pm (UTC)
The thought of these filled with depressives bouncing all over town - off cars & buildings - is cheering me up. Who needs Prozac when you've got giant Zorb balls.
Apr. 3rd, 2009 02:03 am (UTC)
depressives in balls. oh you.
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