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They took my hubcaaaaaaappppps.

My car looks like shiiihiihiiiiiit.

I'm terified I'll wake tomorrow and it'll be up on blocks. Obviously, I'm a failure at life and I need someone to defend our (mine and car's) honor.

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saregu
Apr. 21st, 2009 02:01 am (UTC)
have you talked to the management about whats goin on at your apartments? or at least get some sort of webcam pointed out your window at your car to take photos next time while it runs automatically.
velouria
Apr. 21st, 2009 02:55 am (UTC)
you could call it "talking," yes. i also filed a police report. they refused to come dust it for prints.

i've never used my webcam to do anything but take glamour shots of myself, but i suppose i could point it out the window.
daddylovebucket
Apr. 21st, 2009 03:05 am (UTC)
you're not a failure. There are just some assholes out there that want to make others miserable and they deserve to die.
velouria
Apr. 21st, 2009 03:17 am (UTC)
FAIL. I QUIT.
hatchelt
Apr. 21st, 2009 07:13 am (UTC)
arm yourself, get into sniper position, make a flask of strong coffee, wait it out. you have any trees near your car? trees at night are the best, no one will see you. glock-glock girl, damn.
botrinks
Apr. 21st, 2009 01:41 pm (UTC)
Or... short out the battery on the underside of the bonnet, electrifying everything other than the tires.
hatchelt
Apr. 21st, 2009 01:59 pm (UTC)
lazy
botrinks
Apr. 21st, 2009 02:56 pm (UTC)
wannabe
hatchelt
Apr. 21st, 2009 04:18 pm (UTC)
i hope she wires the car and your old lady touches it
botrinks
Apr. 21st, 2009 05:15 pm (UTC)
She's your mum dude.
hatchelt
Apr. 21st, 2009 05:40 pm (UTC)
how neat, you've travelled in time back to the 90s and stolen one of it's insults.
botrinks
Apr. 21st, 2009 06:11 pm (UTC)
Your mum does what?! Filthy.
hatchelt
Apr. 21st, 2009 07:30 pm (UTC)
I shall get Pat to tell you all about it at the wedding if you want? As much detail as possible Pat, let fly! (I'll be busy chatting up Vicky or whatever her name is when this is happening)
botrinks
Apr. 21st, 2009 08:09 pm (UTC)
aha ok, whatever you say. Sounds like fun.


...get him to bring the home movies.
velouria
Apr. 21st, 2009 11:57 pm (UTC)
boys, boys.
botrinks
Apr. 21st, 2009 01:49 pm (UTC)
Sounds like someone is gradually dismantling your car so they can reassemble it somewhere else.

Look for an anal car thief that doesn't like breaking things.
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