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Some Girls are Bigger than Others.

Seriously Charles Stuart Platkin, if I came home from a long day to find you in my house, you and whoever arranged for it would be buried in six different places in my backyard before the screen door could hit your asses.

Now maybe I'm touchy on the subject, having had fistfulls of mini-burgers and southwestern eggrolls for dinner this evening, but I simply cannot imagine anyone alive reacting in a non-homicidal manner upon learning they'd been followed around Dunkin Donuts all day by a guy now standing in their living room with a video diary he'd made of it.

I was against gun ownership. Not anymore.


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Apr. 28th, 2009 11:51 am (UTC)
That girl is so going to marinate & eat him.
Apr. 28th, 2009 01:25 pm (UTC)
god i hope so.
Apr. 28th, 2009 05:12 pm (UTC)
"I want to save your l*GURGLE*"

*sounds of dude getting beaten with a plate formerly full of mini-burgers*
Apr. 29th, 2009 12:01 am (UTC)
he would have had to confront me in chili's for that to take place.
Apr. 29th, 2009 12:27 am (UTC)
I just like the image of it in my head movies.
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