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God, that went wretchedly. It's a wonder I ever lost my virginity. I may as well be a born-again one at this point. We can meet on Sundays and stand around in awkward silence with 3 feet of sexual tension between us.

What do normal people do? When I stood up to leave, I ruffled his hair and lingered for a bit to pull it between my fingers and scratch his head softly. When I was sure he had a boner, I moved away and waved. "Well, see you in a month!" He didn't suggest otherwise, and I left. Oh, I.T. Guy.

What is wrooong with meeee.

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jonn68
Apr. 30th, 2009 04:24 am (UTC)
You could've said "See you tomorrow?"

Just sayin'!
velouria
Apr. 30th, 2009 04:42 am (UTC)
but i only pick up checks once a month.
jonn68
Apr. 30th, 2009 03:48 pm (UTC)
Does he know that?

You gotta be sneaky!
botrinks
Apr. 30th, 2009 08:21 am (UTC)
There's nothing wrong with you, I've had a crush on you for ages... & I find most Americans as dull as dishwater.

Bite the bullet, go in for the kill.
velouria
Apr. 30th, 2009 01:58 pm (UTC)
aww owen. yes, i will marry your friend.
botrinks
Apr. 30th, 2009 02:16 pm (UTC)
Great, I'll organise, you turn up, we'll surprise him.
hatchelt
Apr. 30th, 2009 07:30 pm (UTC)
Failed.
velouria
May. 1st, 2009 03:03 am (UTC)
god damn it.
hatchelt
Apr. 30th, 2009 07:30 pm (UTC)
Whoa, marry? Aren't you content with just sending photos of our genitals to each other?! Why rush things, at least let me get rid of my first wife
velouria
May. 1st, 2009 01:47 am (UTC)
well he proposed.
hatchelt
May. 1st, 2009 06:44 am (UTC)
go marry him then!
botrinks
May. 1st, 2009 08:16 am (UTC)
Some of us think ahead, I've got a string of replacement wives lined up until 2032... & at that point i'll be looking to trade in for a newer model with ABS & fingerprint entry & anti roll bars... Ah, nothing beats new car girl smell.
hatchelt
May. 1st, 2009 11:59 am (UTC)
I'm done owning cars, from now on I'm just gonna test drive until I get bored then try another.
botrinks
May. 1st, 2009 12:46 pm (UTC)
Just fill the tank up before you take it back.
hatchelt
May. 1st, 2009 01:44 pm (UTC)
lol, have you seen the trouble thats got me into already?!
botrinks
May. 1st, 2009 01:48 pm (UTC)
give false details, fear & loathing style.
hatchelt
May. 1st, 2009 01:52 pm (UTC)
Fear and Loathing was done before DNA files.



...fucking dna.
botrinks
May. 1st, 2009 02:23 pm (UTC)
Cum in her face.
hatchelt
May. 1st, 2009 02:27 pm (UTC)
cum in her face? jeez son, i like the rough/kinky shit as much as the next man, but i think trying to do that under the skin of her face might be a little over the line.



....although...the more i think about it....the more turned on i'm getting, brb
velouria
May. 1st, 2009 02:30 pm (UTC)
thanks for completely defiling my emotionally charged journal entry with your silence of the lambs shit.
hatchelt
May. 1st, 2009 02:32 pm (UTC)
shut up and hold still
velouria
May. 1st, 2009 02:34 pm (UTC)
will this be long? i have to go to work.
hatchelt
May. 1st, 2009 02:35 pm (UTC)
your talking is putting me off
botrinks
May. 1st, 2009 02:36 pm (UTC)
in - on, love - scalpel

Whatever floats your boat.
velouria
May. 1st, 2009 02:44 pm (UTC)
ssshh.
velouria
May. 1st, 2009 01:49 pm (UTC)
(on your behalf).
hatchelt
May. 1st, 2009 01:54 pm (UTC)
oh we've already done that once before but because of the country we were in, it wasn't legally binding
velouria
May. 1st, 2009 02:32 pm (UTC)
well this is america. i now own your kidneys.
hatchelt
May. 1st, 2009 02:34 pm (UTC)
that's fair considering what i've done to your ovaries
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