Velouria (velouria) wrote,


Since I'm moving, I've decided to purchase a normal sized person bed and have it delivered to the new place. I'm tired of trying to sleep with internet boyfriends on a tiny twin. Someone's always putting their knee through a wall or falling onto the floor in the middle the night. So I'm going to put my fun sized one in the "Free" section on Craigslist, but I need help with the ad. This is what I've got thus far:

Twin mattress/box/and metal thing. Good shape. Slightly stained, but with Cherry Coke and Mountain Dew, honest. You remove and haul away from upstairs. Not an opportunity for rape, will shoot you.
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