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Thursday's Child.

Lady at Work: I can see your bra.

Me: You can?

Lady at Work: Only constantly.

Well lucky you. 20 bucks and I'll show you the rest. Later I was pushing a dolly around some sharp corners to go pick up the 2 grand worth of pink envelopes I'd ordered and I hit the edge of a (different) work lady's cubicle with it. Wasn't familiar with this one. So she throws her papers up in the air and screams like we're in an Edvard Munch painting, causing me to completely drop the dolly and thus make even more noise than was necessary. I said "I'm sorry," and she just continued to look at me incredulously with her hands still over her ears for a full minute or so. That was pleasant.

Back at home, and I'm hauling little televisions down the stairs and hurling them into the dumpster. I'm not sure why I've collected so many. Digging through a box of crap in a closet, I found a bunch of candles I used to burn when I first moved here. They remind me of the summer I moved in and was happy about it.  I had my independence and my hubcaps. No furniture though.

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enolittle
May. 22nd, 2009 05:54 am (UTC)
at least you still have the (memories) candles!
velouria
May. 22nd, 2009 01:14 pm (UTC)
you're back!
jonn68
May. 22nd, 2009 02:29 pm (UTC)
It's likely because you're young and can wear bras that aren't made of radial tire material.
velouria
May. 22nd, 2009 02:38 pm (UTC)
HAHAHA. that's gettin said next time.
jonn68
May. 22nd, 2009 09:40 pm (UTC)
My work is done.
hatchelt
May. 24th, 2009 09:38 pm (UTC)
This post is nothing without pictures *flips the table*
velouria
May. 25th, 2009 12:21 pm (UTC)
*unflips table*

i'm OCD.
phantomlimb
May. 28th, 2009 09:13 am (UTC)
hey bra-lady, i noticed we have a few similar interests, so i've added ya!
velouria
May. 29th, 2009 01:56 am (UTC)
oh, what the fuck. why not? i need a 3rd english guy to fall in love with.
phantomlimb
May. 29th, 2009 07:11 am (UTC)
just don't turn psycho on me!
velouria
May. 29th, 2009 02:41 pm (UTC)
i can't promise that. you'll be too far away to notice, though.
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