Velouria (velouria) wrote,
Velouria
velouria

...

Yogapants walked up and shot me point-blank in the uterus today with an industrial sized rubber band. I told him thank you, I can never have children now. His response? "Good, that's at least one less person in our system." Our system being Corrections.

Oh Yogapants, you slay me.
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