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Yogapants walked up and shot me point-blank in the uterus today with an industrial sized rubber band. I told him thank you, I can never have children now. His response? "Good, that's at least one less person in our system." Our system being Corrections.

Oh Yogapants, you slay me.


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May. 29th, 2009 02:59 am (UTC)
Oh please.

I doubt your kids would be stupid enough to get caught.
May. 29th, 2009 03:01 am (UTC)
i need for you to telepathically provide witty comebacks for me in these situations.
May. 29th, 2009 03:15 am (UTC)
I'll try. It's easier to come up with these for other people!
May. 29th, 2009 04:29 am (UTC)
that's when you junk punch them.
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