- dropped a sub-woofer on my foot from such great heights
- severed 2 fingers with a tape measure
- disposed of yet another shot glass in the garbage disposal they just fixed, and for a grand finale:
- put a television through the window of IT Guy's 4-Runner
Needless to say, he did not try to sleep with me. No one will ever sleep with me again, especially not with missing appendages.
On the upside, I put my hideous glass table that I no longer have room for on Craigslist, and some girl came running over here to get it within seconds without executing and dismembering me. Score.