Velouria (velouria) wrote,

Shock Shock Horror Horror.

Was standing on my bed winding Halloween lights around the window sill and sticking glittery glow-in-the-dark sheep and stars on the wall the other night (incompetently, I might add). Turned around and took a few steps back to reach for my booze. Felt a breeze and looked up. Oh yeah, the ceiling fan.

That's just how I want things to end. I want the landlord to find me decapitated in the bedroom when she comes to find out why she never got her rent check. Severed head in a pool of Mike's Hard Lemonade. That wouldn't be till sometime in September either, so it would be pretty gnar by then.

Now I can't stop thinking about my near death experience and I wake up with plastic sheep stuck in my hair more often than I would like.
  • Post a new comment


    default userpic

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.