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Huh.

The chick selling Mary Kay just asked me if my parents were home.

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velouria
Aug. 7th, 2009 10:45 pm (UTC)
i thought she just fell...?
daddylovebucket
Aug. 7th, 2009 05:38 am (UTC)
Well are they?
velouria
Aug. 7th, 2009 10:43 pm (UTC)
mother told me, yes she told me, i'd meet girls like you.
botrinks
Aug. 7th, 2009 01:47 pm (UTC)
In a deep southern accent...
"...you look kind of wiry... you could probably fight to the pith!... *sniffs the air* I'm not much for fighting... that's why I leave my 12 gauge by the door *eyes roll back with a suggestive smile* now get the fuck off my porch Sugar Plum..."
velouria
Aug. 7th, 2009 08:46 pm (UTC)
oweeeeennn.
botrinks
Aug. 8th, 2009 12:39 am (UTC)
Yeaas honey cake *does a dungaree jig with excitement*
velouria
Aug. 8th, 2009 01:32 am (UTC)
?

Dungaree may refer to:

* Dungaree, a Hindu goddess living on a Dungar, a
moderate size hill or a small mountain
* Dungaree, a type of onion
* Dungarees, jeans or overalls made from denim
* An Australian cowboy
botrinks
Aug. 10th, 2009 08:21 am (UTC)
I really don't know, I was blotto when I wrote this... all I know is anyone who called my mobile that night got to speak with a phsycotic hillbilly.
velouria
Aug. 10th, 2009 01:53 pm (UTC)
so, number 3.
velouria
Aug. 10th, 2009 02:01 pm (UTC)
4 rather.
botrinks
Aug. 10th, 2009 08:06 pm (UTC)
1+2+3+4 x 456468435 = me
jonn68
Aug. 7th, 2009 03:33 pm (UTC)
"Mommy is out sacrificing daddy to the Dark Lord."
velouria
Aug. 7th, 2009 10:40 pm (UTC)
mommy's alright, daddy's alright, they just seem a little weeeird.
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